Black Friday

Phyllis is dead.

I am a 47 year old sales adviser in a department shop (sorry, store) in Watford. It really is glitz and glamour here.

They sell suitcases and everything.

The other day, I invented a game called Cabingo. It is a bit like curling. We take the cabin sized suitcases, two each, and try to get them as near to the crystal glasses as we can. I have to say that I have never broken anything. That does not mean that there have not been breakages.

Ikran broke an £80 vase.

Katherine broke the glass face of a clock.

Phyllis appears on page 182 of my last book, in a black and white photograph.