Dear Madam/Sir at First4lawyers

I was walking down the street the other day, when Andrew Castle bumped into me with a bunch of flowers.

He said sorry, but it was not ok.

I suffer from hayfever, and have been sneezing for several days.

Sorry was not enough, I would like some anti histamine.

Look forward to hearing from you soon.

Kind regards

Ian Carpenter

Dear Madam/Sir at American Express

I saw your advert on the television today.

Your strapline was that impossible has two letters too many. I have removed two letters and I came up with plimsoles.

Am I right in thinking that if I take one of your credit cards, I will get some daps?

I like those seventies dunlop ones, with the green stripe.

I will take one of your credit cards if that is the deal.

I look forward to hearing from you soon

Kind Regards




Ian Carpenter

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