Dear Madam/Sir at American Express
I saw your advert on the television today.
Your strapline was that impossible has two letters too many. I have removed two letters and I came up with plimsoles.
Am I right in thinking that if I take one of your credit cards, I will get some daps?
I like those seventies dunlop ones, with the green stripe.
I will take one of your credit cards if that is the deal.
I look forward to hearing from you soon