Dear Madam/Sir at American Express

I saw your advert on the television today.

Your strapline was that impossible has two letters too many. I have removed two letters and I came up with plimsoles.

Am I right in thinking that if I take one of your credit cards, I will get some daps?

I like those seventies dunlop ones, with the green stripe.

I will take one of your credit cards if that is the deal.

I look forward to hearing from you soon

Kind Regards




Ian Carpenter