Black Friday
Phyllis is dead.
I am a 47 year old
sales adviser in a department shop (sorry, store) in Watford. It really is
glitz and glamour here.
They sell suitcases
and everything.
The other day, I
invented a game called Cabingo. It is a bit like curling. We take the cabin
sized suitcases, two each, and try to get them as near to the crystal glasses
as we can. I have to say that I have never broken anything. That does not mean
that there have not been breakages.
Ikran broke an £80
vase.
Katherine broke the
glass face of a clock.
Phyllis appears on
page 182 of my last book, in a black and white photograph.